Damned Talent

"GOT TALENT? WE'LL HOOK YOU UP!"

Talent, in hell, is in the eye of the beholder. Sometimes the beholder is an eye! Damned Talent is a multi-faceted talent agency, representing wannabe actors (pornography totally counts), screenwriters, underground fighters, gladiators, and anyone looking to break into hell's most brutal and unforgiving underbelly: show business. They will happily represent and promote existing stars as well. And if your character is a talentless loser and a total embarrassment of a person? Well, that might be even better. Hell loves a quality trainwreck.

One type of talent they represent is bodyguards for hire. Shut up, it's a kind of talent. They'll rent their bodyguards to whoever is in need of badass escort/protection in exchange for money, goods or services, but since it's a very legit hell business they're running here, bodyguards are expected to stick to the loose confines of the law. No enthusiastic dismemberment on the job.

Hiring Damned Talent is free (provided they see the talent in you), but once they find you a gig, they'll take 15% of the profits.

THE OFFICE



EMPLOYEES
Lloyd Henreid ★ Talent Agent/Agency Manager
Kenzi Malikov ★ Talent Agent

AFFILIATED
Homer Jackson ★ Doctor (specializes in STDs, the bane of show business)
Jefferson ★ Costume Designer

TALENT
Sakata Gintoki ★ Bodyguard/Underground Fighter
Karamatsu Matsuno ★ God Only Knows